Gross Polluters

Not only are the Lakers quitters, but they aren't very environmentally friendly. Had the team actually wanted to make a game of it last night, then perhaps the plane trip to the farthest NBA destination would have been worth it. However, with the lack of enthusiasm and desperate play that was required for a game 6 win and an extension of the Finals, the Lakers showed that they were better off not wasting the petrol and destroying the environment with the wasted trip. It's kind of like keeping your Ford Explorer idle in your drive way for a couple of days.

If I was Phil Jackson, I would probably be calling up Luc Longley and Ricky Williams and planning another surf trip to Bora Bora. I would especially be asking Ricky to pack extra cush to deal with this Finals' stinker. Seriously, Phil has to look in the mirror and realize that despite all his new age thinking, his team quit on him and he was not able to motivate a team that should have made a better show of it last night.

I have always said that the NBA is worthless. It features athletes will poor educational sets and open drug addictions to tree who don't even take the league that seriously. Half of the team is watching the dancing girls' routine during the breaks in play or are on their Blackberry's making dinner reservations. Last night reinforces that for me. A team was going through the motions in a must win game and got blown the 'F out by 39. That is recreational league bad. Professionals making millions should not be getting blown out by 40 in the most important game of their lives. It's simply impossible for me to believe that the Lakers decided to play the worst game of the season, in the most important one.

And that is EXACTLY why the NBA is a non-league. That is EXACTLY why is it no where near Football and despite what some "analysts" say, is never going to be on par with baseball despite the disastrous job Bud Selig has done. Peyton Manning would never get blown out by 40 points in the AFC Championship game, he may lose to the Pats or the Chargers, but never get totally worked. Derek Jeter, despite having a down year this year, would never allow his Yankee team to get smoked by 20 runs in the close out game of a series. Again, his teams may lose, but they would never get run out of the yard the way the Lakers did last night.

In soccer, it's respectable to lose by a couple of goals. Even the 4-1 French loss in the Euro Cup 2008 to the Dutch was seen as respectable. What isn't respectable would be something like the 8-0 drubbing team USA gave Barbados last Sunday. Right now, the Lakers are more Barbados than France. That's saying a lot.

How do you know Stern is lying? His lips are moving.

With everyday that passes, and with the news cycles keeping the story alive, the more I am convinced that there might be something to this Tim Donaghy story about the NBA being fixed. Here is why.

As I tuned in the last couple of days to my usual mindless commute talk radio, ESPN Radio 710, I was greeted to NBA mouthpiece Colin Cowherd going on about how it was impossible the league was rigged, how there was nothing to the Donaghy allegations, and how people who believed the league was rigged was a kin to tin foil on the head guy.

We take the example set forth by talk radio, mainly Rush Limbaugh, who made it his mission to sell the company line behind the weapons of mass destruction line of reasoning that led this country into a war. As history has show, there were no weapons, and there was no real threat posed by the Iraqi regime, who ultimately was conquered in record time and, well you know the rest.

Now, I bring up this parallel because it mirrors the current NBA situation. I am an empirical data type of guy. If you show me proof, I'll believe you, if you don't then I won't, however I will at least give you the forum to explain your position and make a case for your statements. I think the majority of people are willing to do that. Why won't certain talk show hosts and spin masters?

Well, as we have seen by the Fox news approach to politics, ESPN hosts are trying to spin the company line and, what is even more offensive, is that they are trying to discredit anyone who might have some compelling evidence or observation to make by simply labeling them "conspiracy theorists." Why the hard line tactics? Why the smear campaigns and misdirection? Is it because you simply don't want to waste air time by simply putting all these "believers" in a bucket and label them whack jobs? Or, is it because they are afraid that there may be an ounce of truth to the matter and have to hit the spin cycle to keep the crap that will eventually hit the fan off of their pressed shirts and nice ties?

Taking a look simply at what Doneghy stated in his letter to the judge handling his sentencing, it may have the tone of a desperate man who is looking to slice a few years off his time for giving up the goods to the feds. Hey, a sexy bombshell like, "NBA playoff series are rigged" is a perfect way to throw a guy, in this case David Stern, under a bus. And sure, this may all be part of some made up fantasy that Donaghy concocted while sitting in his cell. However why not address it logically and with facts and figures proving his points wrong? This would seem like the most effective way to downplay the allegations and move on to the next item that will dominate the news cycle.

Stern, however, comes back with name calling and judgmental speak about the rouge ref and uses a PR machine crafted smear campaign to distance the league from the allegations. Ah, memo to David Stern, this is what the Bush Administration tried doing to the American public and look at how that has turned out. Wake up Stern, you can't just use the "he's a criminal, scumbag" card to get rid of all this garbage. You can't just go around throwing your stones and pull the "nothing to see over here" act ah la Kevin Bacon in Animal House.

I would have let he allegations go as well, and just seen the letter to the judge by Donaghy for what it was, an attempt by a degenerate to take down as many people as he could on his way to the can. However the fact that people are still talking about it, and the fact that David Stern is still talking about, and the fact that NBA mouth piece ESPN, who has a lucrative television deal with the association, is still talking about, leads me to believe that there is something behind this mess. I mean, just deny and move on, no need to drill into our heads how this is so obviously fake and how Donaghy is such a scumbag and anyone who believes him also believes that 9/11 was a inside job. The more they say, the more I take them as that little boy trying to lie about ditching school and going on and on about a fictional story that occurred at school.

A footnote to all this is the NBA's peculiar actions throughout these playoffs. If you recall, back in game 4 of the Western Conference finals, Brent Barry of the San Antonio Spurs caught the ball with 2.1 seconds on the clock. He head faked Derek Fisher, who left his feet and made contact with Barry. Barry ended up dribbling to the side and making an off target shot and the Spurs later lost the game. When asked during the post game, all the Spurs players said that was not a foul, and Coach Gregg Popovich said it was not a foul as well. A couple days later, the NBA released a statement saying that the refs had made an error, and that a foul should have been called. That decision was questioned be many and the non-call was the talk of the rest of the playoff series.

A preemptive strike for all the criticism the league would be receiving for the bad officiating in the finals? Maybe a "cut off at the pass" for the series fixing allegations that would come a couple weeks later. As with other parallels, history will eventually reveal the truth. As far as I'm concerned, let Ralph Nader and the Maloof brothers have their investigations and let Stern have a fire lit under his ass. All I care about is that this damn series and season be over so I can get my baseball highlights and football training camp news in a timely manner without all this ESPN analysis of a silly game.

Stern Crime Family ... A.K.A. the NBA

You know why I am not at all upset nor surprised that the favored Lakers are going down in flames? It's because I know the league is rigged. Hey don't believe me, just look at what disgraced ex-ref Tim Donaghy. "If the NBA wanted a team to succeed, league officials would inform referees that opposing players were getting away with violations. Referees then would call fouls on certain players." Yeah, that pretty much sums up the 2008 NBA Finals.

To NBA commissioner David Stern's discredit, he is going to the rat card by attempting to discredit Donaghy as a stool pigeon that is looking to turn states' evidence in order to get a lighter sentence. And we thought that line of thinking only applied to John Gotti.

What this is, is most likely the allocution of a person who knows he has a one way ticket to the can where hardened criminals that have committed federal offenses will line up to take their crack at the fair skinned man. Remember, federal "pound me in the ass" penitentiaries are filled with drug dealers, organized crime members, kidnappers, and murders. Not, contrary to popular belief, the Pete Roses of the world.

So, as the Lakers look befuddled and are victimized by refs who reward Celtic thuggery with non-calls and advantage plays, let's remember what Donaghy, a scum bag yes, but someone that has no real reason to lie seeing as how he is still headed for the big house, says about the situation and the policies of the NBA. Thirty eight to ten free throw advantage, Leon F'n Powe shooting more free throws than the entire Laker team? Yeah, I buy that. By the way, I hear the Brooklyn Bridge is for sale as well.